A Funny to Close Out the Week

[colleenezzell]

This was posted on another board I frequent. I don't know the author, but it made me laugh so hard!

ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER

(Author Unknown)

Eye have a spelling checker

It came with my pea sea.

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and

And weight 4 it 2 say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh

 As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong

I have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew!

[filip_s]

This reminded me of Filth by Irvine Welsh, the book that made me realize I hate nonstandard spelling. The whole book was written with a Scottish accent, and it was fun for the first 10 or so pages, and then just a pain in the ass to decipher what he wants to say. I still haven't finished reading it, then again McAvoy did a bang up job with the movie, so I don't feel like I'm missing much 😄

[nahidrajbd]

It reminds me of my first smart phone. I couldn't find a way to stop auto correct option on my input method.

Sometime they were correcting some common thing as horrible word there. Thanks for sharing this post.