Feb 4, 2020 01:59:05 PM Edited Feb 4, 2020 08:18:08 PM by Rene K
I love these things. I've found the New Age BS Generator, so funny, but I'm sure there are more of these. Like corporate speak generators, marketing BS generators. Please share yours. Attention, only machine generated texts, please do not throw names of persons. Community members of otherwise! They don't count.
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Feb 4, 2020 02:39:02 PM by Jennifer M
I went to the car dealer today and asked if they could please just stop counting at $100,000 but they laughed at me! Rude!
Feb 4, 2020 05:04:47 PM by Rene K
Phyllis G wrote:I can't reach the site -- broken link?
Fixed!
Feb 4, 2020 05:25:45 PM by Mary W
I had to type it in to Google to get there but it was worth it!
My ex graduated from Brown, using the phrases "multiplicity of horizon" and/or "dichotomy of perspective" in every single paper he wrote for 4 years. Kinda like that.
Feb 10, 2020 07:44:50 AM by Renata S
I think this is my favourite so far:
https://news.mit.edu/2015/how-three-mit-students-fooled-scientific-journals-0414
If you want to create your own paper, their program is available here:
https://pdos.csail.mit.edu/archive/scigen/
I'd like to see what kind of updates they could do given new approaches in computer science.
Feb 15, 2020 04:31:14 AM by Petra R
Mary W wrote:
My ex graduated from Brown, using the phrases "multiplicity of horizon" and/or "dichotomy of perspective" in every single paper he wrote for 4 years.
Very valid reason to divorce someone indeed! Didn't you know when you married him? That must have been a shocking discovery 😉
Feb 15, 2020 04:43:26 AM by Nichola L
Mary W wrote:I had to type it in to Google to get there but it was worth it!
My ex graduated from Brown, using the phrases "multiplicity of horizon" and/or "dichotomy of perspective" in every single paper he wrote for 4 years. Kinda like that.
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Not quite on the same level, but I had a friend whose husband was going bald. She did not divorce him for that, but because every single day of their ten-year marriage he would look in the mirror and say, "hair today, gone tomorrow".
Feb 15, 2020 07:37:25 AM by Mary W
Petra- he was also to prone to going to the men's room and above the toilet paper holder, he would write "Brown diploma, take one". At the time I thought he was funny but it wore off after we had 3 kids. Sigh.
Feb 15, 2020 09:07:07 AM by Petra R
Mary W wrote:Petra- he was also to prone to going to the men's room and above the toilet paper holder, he would write "Brown diploma, take one". At the time I thought he was funny but it wore off after we had 3 kids. Sigh.
My brother's degree hangs over his toilet, next to a framed newspaper article about a wild boar injuring his "backsite" in a hunting "incident"
Wanna marry my brother?
Feb 15, 2020 11:30:31 AM by Nichola L
Petra R wrote:
Mary W wrote:Petra- he was also to prone to going to the men's room and above the toilet paper holder, he would write "Brown diploma, take one". At the time I thought he was funny but it wore off after we had 3 kids. Sigh.
My brother's degree hangs over his toilet, next to a framed newspaper article about a wild boar injuring his "backsite" in a hunting "incident"
Wanna marry my brother?
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😄 LMAO. I like men whose "backsites" are intact! Was that the boar that got away?
Feb 15, 2020 11:56:20 AM Edited Feb 15, 2020 12:00:04 PM by Petra R
Nichola L wrote:
Petra R wrote:
Mary W wrote:Petra- he was also to prone to going to the men's room and above the toilet paper holder, he would write "Brown diploma, take one". At the time I thought he was funny but it wore off after we had 3 kids. Sigh.
My brother's degree hangs over his toilet, next to a framed newspaper article about a wild boar injuring his "backsite" in a hunting "incident"
Wanna marry my brother?
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😄 LMAO. I like men whose "backsites" are intact! Was that the boar that got away?
No, the boar was turned into roast, goulash, sausages and dog food.
My brother didn't sit down for a while
Feb 15, 2020 12:00:22 PM by Mary W
We need a whole new thread on what people hang in their bathrooms. My brother has a personal letter from President Reagan hanging in his. (long story)
Feb 15, 2020 04:02:03 PM Edited Feb 15, 2020 04:11:31 PM by Anthony H
Well, Mary, let's hear it.
I will say that one of my pals has a photo of a log jam in a big western river hanging in his bathroom right where you can see it if you're sitting there waiting ... for something to move along. I've gone over to this guy's house for 20 years, not often, but, say, once a year; maybe once every other year. And every single time, he says, "Hey, want to see something funny?" And, sure enough, he points out this picture in the bathroom or tells me about it. I'm like, sure, it's funny, but holy plumbing fixtures Batman, get a grip. I expect he didn't get enough support during toilet training. Who knows?