Your writing is horrible Mercy. Worst I've ever seen.
Well it's not, but I'm just trying to keep you grounded... we don't want you having trouble getting your head through the door! It's a public service I provide, free of charge. You're welcome.
- Box, Logan's Run (1976)
A warning: take a good look around the village you're thinking of moving to! See lots of carefully tended lawns and hedges? Chances are the neighbours will be mowing the lawn and trimming the hedges in an endless cacophony of trimmer noise day in, day out. How about the heating? Probably not an issue in your part of the world, but where I live the air sometimes loses all of its country sweetness when people start burning their wet wood and rubbish in their fireplaces. The list goes on... I was born and bred in the city, but I'm a country girl at heart. So I put up with it.