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Re: Crazy Job Postings Part II

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Mary W Member Since: Nov 10, 2014
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I saw one yesterday.  $150 fixed price for 15 articles on North Dakota criminal law.  Due today at 9 am.  Really.

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Ravindra B Member Since: Sep 27, 2015
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US Client looking for a “Native English Speaker” to polish a blog:

 

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"Certa bonum certamen"
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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Ravindra B wrote:

US Client looking for a “Native English Speaker” to polish a blog:

 

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that is truly hilarious and I'm stepping aside to let the many very talented word-smiths swoop in and take it on!

If anyone needs it, I can provide shoe-polish!

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Mary W wrote:

I saw one yesterday.  $150 fixed price for 15 articles on North Dakota criminal law.  Due today at 9 am.  Really.


I just hope that wasn't the time he needed to be in court....

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Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
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I've just had a terrific invitation (French to English translation) - invitation only - no job description at all but a $200 budget.

 

The client posted the job one year ago. He checked in 50 days ago. He has invited 1440 people is interviewing over 200. He has "hired" one person for $5.00, which has been "ongoing" since April last year ...

 

Upwork must love this sort of client to allow them to stay on board. Left to me, I would make them walk the plank.  

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Nichola L wrote:

I've just had a terrific invitation (French to English translation) - invitation only - no job description at all but a $200 budget.

 

The client posted the job one year ago. He checked in 50 days ago. He has invited 1440 people is interviewing over 200. He has "hired" one person for $5.00, which has been "ongoing" since April last year ...

 

Upwork must love this sort of client to allow them to stay on board. Left to me, I would make them walk the plank.  


I say he is either a very meticulous person, or in need of medical services that are not provided on the platform...

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