This community is POPPING! Looks like I'm not the only one frustrated by insane-sounding jobs (that people are actually applying for)!
I'm so happy to see Upwork is not just everyone running high tides submitting proposals! So glad I came across the Upwork community.
Embrace the noob, fellas. I'm on a coffee break!
And another client with wildly urnealistic expectations.
The client wants an entry level freelancer who is bi- or multi-lingual (French, German, English), an expert proofreader, an illustrator, and a book typesetter with Indesign.This skillful paragon has to start their proposal with "I am real" so that the client can be sure of not being spammed (cough).
All this for the princely sum of $10 - $25