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Crazy Job Postings Part II

numbsain
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Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
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Nicola wrote:
And was that before or after he got your clothes off...And then the check he gave you - did you cash it? 

I didn't even get to take my clothes off! Some nonsense about me being the wrong gender! That's sexual discrimination if you ask me! So I beat him up and took his Gucci lamp.

Hahaha! just kidding!

 


 

colettelewis
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Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
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Ray C wrote:

 



I didn't even get to take my clothes off! Some nonsense about me being the wrong gender! That's sexual discrimination if you ask me! So I beat him up and took his Gucci lamp.

Hahaha! just kidding!

 


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prestonhunter
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Preston H Member Since: Nov 24, 2014
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re: "I just saw a job post looking for a model to do nudes. Is that even allowed here?"

 

In all seriousness, it would simply be a bad business decision to try to hire models with a job post like that on Upwork, given the questionable allowability of such a post, and the availability of websites dedicated to providing such services.

 

modelmayhem.com and models4hire.com are just two of the well-established resources for hiring models of all types.

numbsain
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Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
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Preston H wrote:

re: "I just saw a job post looking for a model to do nudes. Is that even allowed here?"

 

In all seriousness, it would simply be a bad business decision to try to hire models with a job post like that on Upwork, given the questionable allowability of such a post, and the availability of websites dedicated to providing such services.

 

modelmayhem.com and models4hire.com are just two of the well-established resources for hiring models of all types.

Gee thanks for the links Pres'! Will i get a discount rate if I tell 'em Preston referred me? Smiley Happy


 

suzi-elton
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Suzi E Member Since: Nov 19, 2018
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Funny! Thanks a bunch for the laugh.

 

Suzi

calvo_juan
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Juan C Member Since: Nov 21, 2013
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$45, 20 pages comic book, 12 hours to complete.  Get it while you can.

suzi-elton
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Suzi E Member Since: Nov 19, 2018
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Gee, I don't know why you're so greedy wanting $45!

 

Suzi

numbsain
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Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
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The Adventures of Nocturno
Nocturno can only exist in total darkness and has never been seen. The
story begins with Nocturno lurking in total blackness where nothing can be
seen and just black out every panel except for a few dialog boxes. If they
want a story with dialog and captions it's an extra $500.
suzi-elton
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Suzi E Member Since: Nov 19, 2018
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Thank you for the morning laugh!

numbsain
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Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
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Come to think of it I wouldn't even set up 20 pages of black boxes for $45. Then have to listen to the client complain, "The story isn't interesting eno-o-o-u-ugh."

Well, neither is $45.

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