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Crazy Job Postings Part II

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Petra R Member Since: Aug 3, 2011
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Camiel V wrote:
My rate is six cents per word and I really hope I never have to translate
into german Smiley Wink

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Camiel V Member Since: Aug 29, 2018
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Just so you know..

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Jennifer R Member Since: Sep 15, 2017
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Petra R wrote:

Jennifer R wrote:

Translate 30K English to German for $100:

 

"PS: I am looking for only NEW UPWORK FREELANCERS! NEW! ($0 earned freelancers) "

 

 


did it have applicants? Smiley Surprised


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Janean L Member Since: Apr 6, 2016
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I just turned down an offer to edit a non-friction short story book.

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Ray C Member Since: Jun 17, 2015
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Aw man! that job would have been like butter. Though the client sounds a
little too slick. You might still be able to slide in. I'm sure you won't
get any resistance from Upwork. It should be smooth as silk. Don't let it
slip through your fingers. I can never gain any traction with that kind of
client. And I would bend over backwards for a non-friction job...not
forward though...
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Janean L Member Since: Apr 6, 2016
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Nicely played, Ray!!

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Mary W Member Since: Nov 10, 2014
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I saw one yesterday.  $150 fixed price for 15 articles on North Dakota criminal law.  Due today at 9 am.  Really.

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Ravindra B Member Since: Sep 27, 2015
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US Client looking for a “Native English Speaker” to polish a blog:

 

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"Certa bonum certamen"
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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Ravindra B wrote:

US Client looking for a “Native English Speaker” to polish a blog:

 

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that is truly hilarious and I'm stepping aside to let the many very talented word-smiths swoop in and take it on!

If anyone needs it, I can provide shoe-polish!

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Mary W wrote:

I saw one yesterday.  $150 fixed price for 15 articles on North Dakota criminal law.  Due today at 9 am.  Really.


I just hope that wasn't the time he needed to be in court....

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