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Crazy Job Postings Part II

jokerette
Ace Contributor
Cat L Member Since: Dec 13, 2019
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One can always ask me about crazy offerings - I'm told I have 'flypapers for freaks' on my forehead.

 

My latest offering includes someone who got abused by an official in another country. Now this gets my back up in one quick hurry, so I agreed to communicate, read what they had.

 

I learned that they were married, living in this country at the time. Had an affair with an official, who promised them the world. But then, uh, they got in the family way. Came home to the States, the official broke it off. Essentially that's it.

 

I'm fleeing from the gig because I don't WANT to write letters/content for a subject I don't believe in. Ask any woman: I don't think you'll hear that being ditched constitutes abuse.

 

I also don't think you'll hear of a crazier gig!

jokerette
Ace Contributor
Cat L Member Since: Dec 13, 2019
722 of 787

Go you one worse. THAT was my first gig on Upwork - gotta have to get, ya know!

I wrote the thing - and then had many edits demanded. I deserved it. My daughter kept laughing and saying, well that's 15 now. 10 now. and finally "YOU owe THEM money!" lolol

ravi_iitian
Community Guru
Ravindra B Member Since: Sep 27, 2015
723 of 787

“Take an online exam for me in September

 

“Be willing to be paid in milestones; 50% of the money as soon as you complete the exam and 50% after the grades are announced, provided that you have passed the exam”

 

 

"Certa bonum certamen"
gubernatis_kevin
Active Member
Kevin G Member Since: Apr 15, 2020
724 of 787

Someone offered $5 to babysit them while they did data entry.  My wife explained that this isn't that uncommon, but I thought it was the funniest and strangest thing to pay someone for, so naturally I submitted a proposal.  I figure, if whether they need someone to keep them on point, need someone to entertain them, or need someone to distract them, I'm qualified, and I can always use an extra $4.  Still waiting to hear back.  

filip_knezevic
Community Guru
Filip K Member Since: May 22, 2017
725 of 787
5 dollars per 500 words.
Bargain.
I was a Buddhist monk for 13 years and I wrote the biography of my monk life. The main theme is football or soccer. The name of my books is beautiful memories of my monk life. I have written around 28 thousand words in my book. Thank you



I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
salima-noorani
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Salima N Member Since: Aug 13, 2020
726 of 787

Just came across this. Had to share the screenshot. 

 

**Edited for Community Guidelines**

suzi-elton
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Suzi E Member Since: Nov 19, 2018
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I hope you reported it. Upwork is not a "relationship" platform.

salima-noorani
Ace Contributor
Salima N Member Since: Aug 13, 2020
728 of 787
Yes. I did.
djondinium
Moderator
Aleksandar D Moderator Member Since: Mar 23, 2019
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Hi Salima,

 

Thanks for reporting this to us. Our team will review the job post and take action according to our internal processes.

 

Thank you.

~ Aleksandar
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slavkoa
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Slavko A Member Since: Sep 5, 2019
730 of 787

Ok here is one from me:.


"Well I have been getting mocked by mockers and I'm just trying to build some type of firewall or encrypted data to block this out and stop people from reading my thoughts"

I do not know what to think about this?

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