Crazy Job Postings Part II

[Pandora H]

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@Melanie H wrote:

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@Renata S wrote:

Has anyone ever heard of the "Christian and Amish romance genre"? I didn't realize this was a niche in niche publishing.

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 OMG, I could do so much with this right now.

Just. So. Much.

But I'm worried it might not be forum TOS-compliant.

Oh we could just have a field day playing the "Add a Sentence" game with this idea.

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 We had quite a field day with that one

[Melanie H]

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@Pandora H wrote:

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@Melanie H wrote:

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@Renata S wrote:

Has anyone ever heard of the "Christian and Amish romance genre"? I didn't realize this was a niche in niche publishing.

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 OMG, I could do so much with this right now.

Just. So. Much.

But I'm worried it might not be forum TOS-compliant.

Oh we could just have a field day playing the "Add a Sentence" game with this idea.

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 We had quite a field day with that one

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 Going back to reread! 

[Jess C]

So there's a job posted asking a freelancer to replace the fonts in bank statements so the client can cut and paste the content, because they don't have the font the bank uses. Either this is the laziest client ever or they're trying to clumsily forge bank documents.

[Melissa T]

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@Jess C wrote:

So there's a job posted asking a freelancer to replace the fonts in bank statements so the client can cut and paste the content, because they don't have the font the bank uses. Either this is the laziest client ever or they're trying to clumsily forge bank documents.

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Whoa. I mean, just whoa. Who takes jobs like that? Oh, wait.  

[Pandora H]

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@Jess C wrote:

So there's a job posted asking a freelancer to replace the fonts in bank statements so the client can cut and paste the content, because they don't have the font the bank uses. Either this is the laziest client ever or they're trying to clumsily forge bank documents.

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 I would not touch that one for all the gold in...uh..anywhere.

[Melissa T]

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@Pandora H wrote:

 I would not touch that one for all the gold in...uh..anywhere.

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Interesting Au tidbit: I recently saw a documentary that showed potential future mining of gold from bamboo forests because their roots go so deep that they reach gold in the soil... so their leaves have teensy gold specks. It would take a whole lot of bamboo to get a decent amount of gold, but I thought that was fascinating. 

[Pandora H]

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@Melissa T wrote:

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@Pandora H wrote:

 I would not touch that one for all the gold in...uh..anywhere.

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Interesting Au tidbit: I recently saw a documentary that showed potential future mining of gold from bamboo forests because their roots go so deep that they reach gold in the soil... so their leaves have teensy gold specks. It would take a whole lot of bamboo to get a decent amount of gold, but I thought that was fascinating. 

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Gosh. don't tell that to the many US Corp's who seem bent on destroying any speck of green on the planet

And uh, on a totally related note, I saw a short documentary about someone in the US who has figured out a way to harvest gold from human waste. (and it was more gold then you describe above, oddly enough),

[Renata S]

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@Pandora H wrote:

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@Melissa T wrote:

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@Pandora H wrote:

 I would not touch that one for all the gold in...uh..anywhere.

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Interesting Au tidbit: I recently saw a documentary that showed potential future mining of gold from bamboo forests because their roots go so deep that they reach gold in the soil... so their leaves have teensy gold specks. It would take a whole lot of bamboo to get a decent amount of gold, but I thought that was fascinating. 

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Gosh. don't tell that to the many US Corp's who seem bent on destroying any speck of green on the planet

And uh, on a totally related note, I saw a short documentary about someone in the US who has figured out a way to harvest gold from human waste. (and it was more gold then you describe above, oddly enough),

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 This all sounds like some kind of weird technological fairy tale. 

[Melissa T]

Pandora, I saw that one, too!! 

[Pandora H]

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@Melissa T wrote:

Pandora, I saw that one, too!! 

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Did you see a teaser for that before hand? I did (I think this was Netflix, btw), and went "no fracking way!"