Eyebrows and Nails

[Jennifer M]

Today is eyebrow threading day for me. I feel like this is a good place to let everyone know because I gotta kill off 2 hours before my appointment.

If Upwork could please throw in some tips on it not hurting so much and what drugs I can inject directly into my face so ripping hair from it doesn't hurt so much, I would appreciate it.

[Scott E]

I had to Google eyebrow threading. Sounds horrible. If I was going to have any work done to my eyebrows, then I'd have them surgically removed, and replaced by small flesh coloured whiteboards. I can then quickly and easily indicate my mood by sketching in a pair with a Sharpie.

Surprised one minute, fowning the next... green eyebrows for St.Patricks day, red, blue and white for Independence Day etc etc... it would be great! 

[Jennifer M]

No pain no gain, Mr Scott. We girls have to keep up with ourselves. You can pretty much identify a girl who doesn't take care of herself if she doesn't paint her toes or has man hands from no manicures.

This is just the rules of life. I am glad I can help everyone here with the rules of life..

[Mariska P]

I've never Skyped with you Jennifer, how the *E*L do you know about my lack of mani pedis??!!!!!!?????

[Jennifer M]

MARISKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to mold you. GET THEE TO A SALON STAT

[Mariska P]

I'm a hippy. We do our own nails!!!!! 

If I go to the salon I might go the bubble nail route.  Seems like it's being revived.. i'm thinking of getting skull bubble nails. thoughts? 

[Nichola L]

Mariska that green is unacceptable . . . and you might give the development ninjas ideas about changing the colour of the factoids . . .OMG! . . . just sayin'

[Mariska P]

HAHA!!! 

I might be instrumental in changing the course of Upwork history!!!!!! 

how's this color Nichola?

[Nichola L]

Mariska you need a holiday . . .

[Mariska P]

I need more jobs is what I need  Nichola... THEN I can take a holiday!!!!!  Lol!!!!!!!