FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR

[Maria T]

Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? 

[Mark F]

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Maria T wrote:

Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? 

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Thank you.  Someone had to do it, Michael couldn't be up there forever.

I actually feel like complete crap and have been laying around all day watching Mr. Robot.  Does anyone know how many sick days Upwork gives you?

[Maria T]

LOL
Well, from what I've heard, I think you won't get bored when you start receiving private messages.
Maybe your good deed becomes a nightmare!
Be strong!

[Mary W]

Mark, I was Featured Contributor for what seemed like months a couple of years ago.  I got very few PMs - a couple thinking I worked for UW, a couple who wanted profile help and one who had to get $1800 within 24 hours.  I think my white scared them off but for whatever reason, it wasn't bad at all.

Take heart!!

[Bill H]

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Mary W wrote:

Mark, I was Featured Contributor for what seemed like months a couple of years ago.  I got very few PMs - a couple thinking I worked for UW, a couple who wanted profile help and one who had to get $1800 within 24 hours.  I think my white scared them off but for whatever reason, it wasn't bad at all.

Take heart!!

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Mark, Mary W. is lying. She wanted to be featured contributor again, and bribed the moderators to swing the vote her way. She had a meeting in Trumped-Up Tower with Russians who offered her pictures of you in a Moscow hotel drinking coffee!!!! There is no level too low for her. There's even a rumor she has a blue dress containing the DNA of every Featured Contributor since the First Four (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).

I am SO glad it's you and not me.

[Martina P]

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Mark F wrote:

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Maria T wrote:

Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? 

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Thank you.  Someone had to do it, Michael couldn't be up there forever.

I actually feel like complete crap and have been laying around all day watching Mr. Robot.  Does anyone know how many sick days Upwork gives you?

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Congratulations! You really wanted that, right? (Or just the free mug?)

[Mark F]

I don’t even drink coffee.

[Jennifer M]

awwww sheeeeet dawg.

The king is dead. Long live the king.

Time to sacrifice some babies to the new overlord.

[Mark F]

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Jennifer M wrote:

awwww sheeeeet dawg.

The king is dead. Long live the king.

Time to sacrifice some babies to the new overlord.

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My first edict is to save the babies and focus on the sweaties (I give you full liberty in how you define it).

[Preston H]

My favorite benefit as featured contributor was free admission to any Upwork theme park worldwide.

I was sad to give that up.

Be sure to wear your Upwork T-shirt, and they'll let you go to the front of the line on all the rides.