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Maria T Member Since: Nov 12, 2015
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Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? Smiley Wink

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Mark F Member Since: Jul 10, 2018
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Maria T wrote:

Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? Smiley Wink


Thank you.  Someone had to do it, Michael couldn't be up there forever.

 

I actually feel like complete crap and have been laying around all day watching Mr. Robot.  Does anyone know how many sick days Upwork gives you?

 

 

Community Guru
Maria T Member Since: Nov 12, 2015
3 of 34

LOL
Well, from what I've heard, I think you won't get bored when you start receiving private messages.
Maybe your good deed becomes a nightmare!
Be strong!

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Mary W Member Since: Nov 10, 2014
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Mark, I was Featured Contributor for what seemed like months a couple of years ago.  I got very few PMs - a couple thinking I worked for UW, a couple who wanted profile help and one who had to get $1800 within 24 hours.  I think my white scared them off but for whatever reason, it wasn't bad at all.

 

Take heart!!

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Bill H Member Since: Aug 18, 2017
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Mary W wrote:

Mark, I was Featured Contributor for what seemed like months a couple of years ago.  I got very few PMs - a couple thinking I worked for UW, a couple who wanted profile help and one who had to get $1800 within 24 hours.  I think my white scared them off but for whatever reason, it wasn't bad at all.

 

Take heart!!


Mark, Mary W. is lying. She wanted to be featured contributor again, and bribed the moderators to swing the vote her way. She had a meeting in Trumped-Up Tower with Russians who offered her pictures of you in a Moscow hotel drinking coffee!!!! There is no level too low for her. There's even a rumor she has a blue dress containing the DNA of every Featured Contributor since the First Four (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John).

 

I am SO glad it's you and not me.

 

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Martina P Member Since: Jul 11, 2018
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Mark F wrote:

Maria T wrote:

Well, we have a new FEATURED CONTRIBUTOR.

Congratulations Mark!!
How are you feeling? Smiley Wink


Thank you.  Someone had to do it, Michael couldn't be up there forever.

 

I actually feel like complete crap and have been laying around all day watching Mr. Robot.  Does anyone know how many sick days Upwork gives you?

 

 


Congratulations! You really wanted that, right? (Or just the free mug?)

Community Guru
Mark F Member Since: Jul 10, 2018
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I don’t even drink coffee.
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Jennifer M Member Since: May 17, 2015
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awwww sheeeeet dawg.

 

The king is dead. Long live the king.

 

Time to sacrifice some babies to the new overlord.

Community Guru
Mark F Member Since: Jul 10, 2018
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Jennifer M wrote:

awwww sheeeeet dawg.

 

The king is dead. Long live the king.

 

Time to sacrifice some babies to the new overlord.


My first edict is to save the babies and focus on the sweaties (I give you full liberty in how you define it).

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Preston H Member Since: Nov 24, 2014
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My favorite benefit as featured contributor was free admission to any Upwork theme park worldwide.

 

I was sad to give that up.


Be sure to wear your Upwork T-shirt, and they'll let you go to the front of the line on all the rides.

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