Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why shouldn't pigs drive? They hog the road.

[#3]

Why did the skunk take out a loan? Because he only had one scent.

[#4]

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? It was a little horse.

[#5]

That's great!

[#6]

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

[#7]

Which king loved to do fractions? Henry the 8th.

[#8]

Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

[#9]

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

[#10]

What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.

[#11]

Hmm... That's wittily😀

[#12]

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

[#13]

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.

[#14]

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.

[#15]

Ha-ha-ha. I like it😄

[#16]

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

[#17]

Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

[#18]

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

[#19]

Good parents 😎

[#20]

Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

[#21]

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

[#22]

How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.

[#23]

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

[#24]

What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"

[#25]

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.

[#26]

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