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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Why shouldn't pigs drive? They hog the road.

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Why did the skunk take out a loan? Because he only had one scent.

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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water? It was a little horse.

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That's great!

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

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Which king loved to do fractions? Henry the 8th.

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Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

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I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

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What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.

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Hmm... That's wittily😀

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I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.

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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.

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Ha-ha-ha. I like it😄

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Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

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What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!

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Good parents 😎

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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.

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How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

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What does a pickle say when he wants to play cards? "Dill me in!"

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.

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