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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Samer B Community Member

Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Jahanzeb A Community Member

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Rani J Community Member

😃and can't solve them alone

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Dmytro D Community Member

And sometimes with a team. 

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Rani J Community Member

Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush

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Rani J Community Member

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music ?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

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Dmytro D Community Member

Cool!😁

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Iqra S Community Member

Why did the freelance writer bring a ladder to work?

Because they heard the pay was "sky high"!

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Dmytro D Community Member

That's funny😄

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Rani J Community Member

Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush

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Dmytro D Community Member

Hahaha 😄

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Saad I Community Member

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs

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Dmytro D Community Member

That's great

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Dmytro D Community Member

What is the best way to criticize your boss?

Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.

 

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Samer B Community Member

haha

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Dmytro D Community Member

Shh😊

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Samer B Community Member

Is Upwork our boss though?

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Rani J Community Member

😂

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Zulqarnain A Community Member

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

 

Best Wishes Zulqarnain Ansari (Zain)
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Samer B Community Member

Ha!

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Dmytro D Community Member

You hate an alarm clock only in two cases: when it rings and when it hasn't been rung in time.

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Samer B Community Member

Ha. Exactly. Poor alarm clock!

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Rani J Community Member

 I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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Samer B Community Member

Ha!

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Dmytro D Community Member

That's great

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Dmytro D Community Member

We do not have the concept of "impossible", we have the concept of "expensive"