Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

[#3]

😃and can't solve them alone

[#4]

And sometimes with a team. 

[#5]

Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush

[#6]

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music ?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

[#7]

Cool!😁

[#8]

Why did the freelance writer bring a ladder to work?

Because they heard the pay was "sky high"!

[#9]

That's funny😄

[#10]

Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush

[#11]

Hahaha 😄

[#12]

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs

[#13]

That's great

[#14]

What is the best way to criticize your boss?

Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.

[#15]

haha

[#16]

Shh😊

[#17]

Is Upwork our boss though?

[#18]

😂

[#19]

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

[#20]

Ha!

[#21]

You hate an alarm clock only in two cases: when it rings and when it hasn't been rung in time.

[#22]

Ha. Exactly. Poor alarm clock!

[#23]

 I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

[#24]

Ha!

[#25]

That's great

[#26]

We do not have the concept of "impossible", we have the concept of "expensive"