Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Nice

[#3]

How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet.

[#4]

Ha!

[#5]

That's funny😄

[#6]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

[#7]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

[#8]

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

[#9]

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

[#10]

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it’d be a foot.

[#11]

Wonderful!😄

[#12]

Why is the grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.

[#13]

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

[#14]

That's cool

[#15]

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

[#16]

Give him 2 test tickles 

[#17]

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

[#18]

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A-tractor.

[#19]

Hahaha. 😅

[#20]

Doing something amazing 

[#21]

Showing love 

[#22]

Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.

[#23]

What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves.

[#24]

What goes up and down but doesn't move?  😊

[#25]

Staircase am new here 

[#26]

Staircase