Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[5a24222d]

Nice

[5a24222d]

How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet.

[virtualbrix]

Ha!

[bf97c28c]

That's funny😄

[virtualbrix]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

[virtualbrix]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

[virtualbrix]

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

[virtualbrix]

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

[virtualbrix]

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it’d be a foot.

[bf97c28c]

Wonderful!😄

[virtualbrix]

Why is the grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.

[virtualbrix]

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

[bf97c28c]

That's cool

[virtualbrix]

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

[d0dbb524]

Give him 2 test tickles 

[virtualbrix]

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

[virtualbrix]

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A-tractor.

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha. 😅

[d0dbb524]

Doing something amazing 

[d0dbb524]

Showing love 

[virtualbrix]

Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.

[bf97c28c]

What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves.

[ff64583d]

What goes up and down but doesn't move?  😊

[d0dbb524]

Staircase am new here 

[d0dbb524]

Staircase