Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Why is the grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.

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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

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That's cool

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How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

[d0dbb524]

Give him 2 test tickles 

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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

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How do you get a country girl’s attention? A-tractor.

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha. 😅

[d0dbb524]

Doing something amazing 

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Showing love 

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Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.

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What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves.

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What goes up and down but doesn't move?  😊

[d0dbb524]

Staircase am new here 

[d0dbb524]

Staircase 

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? 

[bf97c28c]

It's how many clouds how many different kinds of shorts.

[d0dbb524]

Thunderwear 

[d0dbb524]

Knowledge is important 

[virtualbrix]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

[bf97c28c]

It's clever and fun😃

[virtualbrix]

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

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What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.

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What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks!

[bf97c28c]

Great one!

[virtualbrix]

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

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Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.

[virtualbrix]

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless.

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Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion.

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What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha like it😄

[virtualbrix]

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

[virtualbrix]

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

[virtualbrix]

I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them!

[virtualbrix]

What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants!

[virtualbrix]

What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha it's clever😃