Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear? 

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It's how many clouds how many different kinds of shorts.

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Thunderwear 

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Knowledge is important 

[virtualbrix]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

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It's clever and fun😃

[virtualbrix]

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

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What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.

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What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks!

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Great one!

[virtualbrix]

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

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Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.

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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless.

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Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion.

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What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."

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Hahaha like it😄

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What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

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How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them!

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What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants!

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What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha it's clever😃