Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[virtualbrix]

What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!

[bf97c28c]

That's funny😃

[virtualbrix]

What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse raddish!

[virtualbrix]

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

[virtualbrix]

Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.”

[virtualbrix]

What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

[bf97c28c]

Yeah that's right 🤣 Nacho chees! Don't touch it!😂

[virtualbrix]

What does a spy do when he is cold? He goes undercover.

[virtualbrix]

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

[bf97c28c]

Cool😄

[virtualbrix]

When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.

[d0dbb524]

Good day 

[virtualbrix]

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

[virtualbrix]

Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.

[virtualbrix]

What does a house wear? Address!

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha😄. It's fit to it

[d0dbb524]

Address 

[virtualbrix]

Yes!

[bf97c28c]

All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips.

[d0dbb524]

😀😀😀😁😋

[virtualbrix]

Happy you are all enjoying!

[63cf1a86]

👍

[bf97c28c]

I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent

[virtualbrix]

haha

[virtualbrix]

What’s the one thing in life you can actually always count on? A calculator.