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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

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Why should you never eat a clock? It’s too time-consuming.

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

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Hahaha😄  cool!

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Do you want to know what always makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Can you tell me what’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I threw away my can opener. It was more of a can’t opener.

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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

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Great one!

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

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Cleverly😄

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The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they tried lifting the other one, they’d fall over.

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I like it 😅

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so funny

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Why did the battery go on vacation? He needed to recharge.

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Hahaha 😃

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Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It didn't feel so gourd.

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Why was the strawberry sad? It found itself in a jam.

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That's fun!

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What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music? Pop.

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😀

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Ha, nice😀

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What did the roof say to the shingle? This one's on the house.