Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

[#3]

Why should you never eat a clock? It’s too time-consuming.

[#4]

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

[#5]

Hahaha😄  cool!

[#6]

Do you want to know what always makes me smile? Face muscles.

[#7]

Can you tell me what’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

[#8]

I threw away my can opener. It was more of a can’t opener.

[#9]

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

[#10]

Great one!

[#11]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

[#12]

Cleverly😄

[#13]

The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.

[#14]

Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they tried lifting the other one, they’d fall over.

[#15]

I like it 😅

[#16]

so funny

[#17]

Why did the battery go on vacation? He needed to recharge.

[#18]

Hahaha 😃

[#19]

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It didn't feel so gourd.

[#20]

Why was the strawberry sad? It found itself in a jam.

[#21]

That's fun!

[#22]

What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music? Pop.

[#23]

😀

[#24]

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

[#25]

Ha, nice😀

[#26]

What did the roof say to the shingle? This one's on the house.