Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[virtualbrix]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

[virtualbrix]

Why should you never eat a clock? It’s too time-consuming.

[virtualbrix]

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha😄  cool!

[virtualbrix]

Do you want to know what always makes me smile? Face muscles.

[virtualbrix]

Can you tell me what’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

[virtualbrix]

I threw away my can opener. It was more of a can’t opener.

[virtualbrix]

I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

[bf97c28c]

Great one!

[virtualbrix]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

[bf97c28c]

Cleverly😄

[virtualbrix]

The most corrupt CEOs are the ones who run pretzel companies. They’re always so twisted.

[virtualbrix]

Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they tried lifting the other one, they’d fall over.

[bf97c28c]

I like it 😅

[63cf1a86]

so funny

[virtualbrix]

Why did the battery go on vacation? He needed to recharge.

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha 😃

[virtualbrix]

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It didn't feel so gourd.

[virtualbrix]

Why was the strawberry sad? It found itself in a jam.

[bf97c28c]

That's fun!

[virtualbrix]

What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music? Pop.

[63cf1a86]

😀

[virtualbrix]

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

[bf97c28c]

Ha, nice😀

[virtualbrix]

What did the roof say to the shingle? This one's on the house.