Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Why did the battery go on vacation? He needed to recharge.

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha 😃

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Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It didn't feel so gourd.

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Why was the strawberry sad? It found itself in a jam.

[bf97c28c]

That's fun!

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What is a balloon's least favorite kind of music? Pop.

[63cf1a86]

😀

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

[bf97c28c]

Ha, nice😀

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What did the roof say to the shingle? This one's on the house.

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Why was the broom late to work? It over-swept.

[virtualbrix]

I saw someone at the bank checking their balance. So, I pushed them over.

[virtualbrix]

Why can’t you borrow money from elves? They’re always short.

[bf97c28c]

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

[63cf1a86]

😀

[virtualbrix]

Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.

[bf97c28c]

Great one

[virtualbrix]

What was the spider doing on the computer?... He was making a web-site!

[bf97c28c]

Hahaha, I like it😄

[virtualbrix]

What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.

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What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!

[bf97c28c]

That's fun

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What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!

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What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!

[bf97c28c]

Ha that's clever 😃

[virtualbrix]

What is the biggest lie anyone can tell?... "I have read and agreed to all the terms and conditions.

[bf97c28c]

Nooo waaay. How it can be🤔

[virtualbrix]

What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.

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What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.

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Why do they call it hyper text?... Too much JAVA.

[bf97c28c]

That's cool

[virtualbrix]

How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.

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Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.

[bf97c28c]

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

[virtualbrix]

Do they call it a router because it carves a path for your data?

[virtualbrix]

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#

[virtualbrix]

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

[virtualbrix]

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

[virtualbrix]

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

[bf97c28c]

Nice