Fun Daily Jokes

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This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” ― Emo Philips

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“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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“Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de―geniuses them.” ― Richard Buckminster Fuller

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Great one

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“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”― Jeff Pesis

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Cool!

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“Humans are the reproductive organs of technology.” ― Kevin Kelly

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Hahaha 😂

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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What do you call a lion who is feeling dandy?

A Dandelion.

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Haha!

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What tests do vampire teachers give? – Blood tests!

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What did the fish get on his math test? – A sea plus.

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What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.

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Why isn’t there a clock in the library? – Because it tocks too much.

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Which state has the most hospitals? – ill-inois.

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Ha, cool

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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? – The thesaurus.

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Who flies home when school is out? – A bee student!

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Where are the Great Plains located? – At the great airports!

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That's cool

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: )

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Where do kids in New York learn multiplication tables? – Times Square.

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What did the pen say to the pencil? – What’s your point?

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Hahaha, that's funny 🤣

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Glad you liked it!

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What do loggers eat in the forest? – Mac and trees

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Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? – They have a soft serve

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That's fun 😊

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How does a bee go to school? – It uses the school buzz.

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Ha, great 😃

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How does a scientist freshen her breath? – With experi-mints!

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What's the best thing about teamwork? Someone else to blame.

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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

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That's fun 😃

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Why did the invention of the dry erase board amaze the world? Because it was re-markable.

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What did the melon say when his lawn looked dry. Guess it's time to watermalawn.

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Hahaha 😅