Fun Daily Jokes

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This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#

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An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

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There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

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I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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Nice

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“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” ― Emo Philips

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“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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“Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de―geniuses them.” ― Richard Buckminster Fuller

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Great one

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“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”― Jeff Pesis

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Cool!

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“Humans are the reproductive organs of technology.” ― Kevin Kelly

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Hahaha 😂

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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What do you call a lion who is feeling dandy?

A Dandelion.

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Haha!

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What tests do vampire teachers give? – Blood tests!

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What did the fish get on his math test? – A sea plus.

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What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.

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Why isn’t there a clock in the library? – Because it tocks too much.

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Which state has the most hospitals? – ill-inois.

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Ha, cool

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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? – The thesaurus.