Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[edesk]

hahaha

[nahidhasan771]

Noooo 😄

[bf97c28c]

The best friend is a cat. He will never say "Why are you eating at night?". He will eat with you!

[nahidhasan771]

Indeed, cats make wonderful companions.

[virtualbrix]

What are a computer’s favorite snacks? Microchips and cookies, but only a few bytes of each.

[nahidhasan771]

Clever!

[virtualbrix]

What did the hacker’s out-of-office reply say? “Gone phishing.”

[virtualbrix]

What was the baby computer’s first word? “Da-ta!”

[bf97c28c]

That's fun

[virtualbrix]

Why didn’t the programmer enjoy his camping trip? There were too many bugs.

[nahidhasan771]

Sounds like a rough camping trip!

[virtualbrix]

Has anyone seen the cybersecurity team? All I know is that they ran-som-ware.

[virtualbrix]

Someone cracked my password… Now I need to rename my cat.

[bf97c28c]

Pure cat )

[virtualbrix]

An Excel expert walks into a bar… and joins two tables.

[nahidhasan771]

They're always ready to optimize data even at the bar 😄

[virtualbrix]

Why did the computer take its shoes off and put them back on? Because it needed to re-boot.

[virtualbrix]

Why couldn’t the restaurant owners open a new data center? They didn’t have enough servers.

[bf97c28c]

Ha-ha. It's cool

[virtualbrix]

Why did the drained iPhone visit an orchard? Because it needed Apple juice.

[virtualbrix]

Why was the full migration to the cloud delayed? The forecast was only partly cloudy.

[virtualbrix]

Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.

[virtualbrix]

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory… They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

[virtualbrix]

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because it is a hardware problem.

[virtualbrix]

Why did the boy get fired from his keyboard factory job? Because he was not doing enough shifts.