Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why can you never trust spiders? Because they post stuff on the web.

[#3]

That's funny one!

[#4]

What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga like in her coffee? Raw raw raw raw raw.

[#5]

You know what can really ruin a Friday? Remembering it's Thursday.

[#6]

Ha-Ha! I love it!

[#7]

Absolutely 

[#8]

What does a gossiping coffee do? Spill the beans.

[#9]

Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.

[#10]

What's it called when you steal somebody's coffee? A mugging.

[#11]

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

[#12]

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

[#13]

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet? They work below C-level.

[#14]

Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.

[#15]

That's great 😄

[#16]

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

[#17]

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”

[#18]

Real programmers count from 0

[#19]

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

[#20]

“Please excuse my friend,”” the second string says, “”He isn’t null-terminated.”

[#21]

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

[#22]

The longest and most exciting journey begins with the words "I know a shortcut!"

[#23]

Haha that's great way to start an adventure 

[#24]

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

[#25]

Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!

[#26]

It's cool! Ha-ha-ha!