Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? 

[#3]

It's how many clouds how many different kinds of shorts.

[#4]

Thunderwear 

[#5]

Knowledge is important 

[#6]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

[#7]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[#8]

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

[#9]

It's clever and fun😃

[#10]

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

[#11]

What did one toilet say to another? You look flushed.

[#12]

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aw, shucks!

[#13]

Great one!

[#14]

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

[#15]

Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil? Because it's pointless.

[#16]

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

[#17]

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless.

[#18]

Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? Because he's always lion.

[#19]

What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."

[#20]

Hahaha like it😄

[#21]

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!

[#22]

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

[#23]

I lost an electron. You really have to keep an ion them!

[#24]

What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunder pants!

[#25]

What did 0 say to 8? "Nice belt."

[#26]

Hahaha it's clever😃