Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!

[#3]

That's funny😃

[#4]

What’s small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse raddish!

[#5]

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

[#6]

Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at “C.”

[#7]

What kind of cheese isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

[#8]

Yeah that's right 🤣 Nacho chees! Don't touch it!😂

[#9]

What does a spy do when he is cold? He goes undercover.

[#10]

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

[#11]

Cool😄

[#12]

When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.

[#13]

Good day 

[#14]

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

[#15]

Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it.

[#16]

What does a house wear? Address!

[#17]

Hahaha😄. It's fit to it

[#18]

Address 

[#19]

Yes!

[#20]

All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of potato chips.

[#21]

😀😀😀😁😋

[#22]

Happy you are all enjoying!

[#23]

👍

[#24]

I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent

[#25]

haha

[#26]

What’s the one thing in life you can actually always count on? A calculator.