Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why was the broom late to work? It over-swept.

[#3]

I saw someone at the bank checking their balance. So, I pushed them over.

[#4]

Why can’t you borrow money from elves? They’re always short.

[#5]

If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

[#6]

😀

[#7]

Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.

[#8]

Great one

[#9]

What was the spider doing on the computer?... He was making a web-site!

[#10]

Hahaha, I like it😄

[#11]

What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.

[#12]

What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!

[#13]

That's fun

[#14]

What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!

[#15]

What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!

[#16]

Ha that's clever 😃

[#17]

What is the biggest lie anyone can tell?... "I have read and agreed to all the terms and conditions.

[#18]

Nooo waaay. How it can be🤔

[#19]

What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.

[#20]

What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.

[#21]

Why do they call it hyper text?... Too much JAVA.

[#22]

That's cool

[#23]

How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.

[#24]

Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.

[#25]

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

[#26]

Do they call it a router because it carves a path for your data?