Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#

[#3]

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

[#4]

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet.

[#5]

I would tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

[#6]

Nice

[#7]

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.” ― Emo Philips

[#8]

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

[#9]

“Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de―geniuses them.” ― Richard Buckminster Fuller

[#10]

Great one

[#11]

“Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”― Jeff Pesis

[#12]

Cool!

[#13]

“Humans are the reproductive organs of technology.” ― Kevin Kelly

[#14]

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

[#15]

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

[#16]

Hahaha 😂

[#17]

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

[#18]

What do you call a lion who is feeling dandy?

A Dandelion.

[#19]

Haha!

[#20]

What tests do vampire teachers give? – Blood tests!

[#21]

What did the fish get on his math test? – A sea plus.

[#22]

What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.

[#23]

Why isn’t there a clock in the library? – Because it tocks too much.

[#24]

Which state has the most hospitals? – ill-inois.

[#25]

Ha, cool

[#26]

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? – The thesaurus.