Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

[#3]

That's cool

[#4]

Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

[#5]

Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.

[#6]

Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always write.

[#7]

Why did the chicken cross the Web? To get to the other site.

[#8]

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

[#9]

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.

[#10]

I named my hard drive ‘Work.’ That way, when it crashes, I can say, “Sorry, I can’t; my work crashed”

[#11]

Maybe the jobs at our office are so secure because no one wants them.

[#12]

Whenever I think my job is getting easier, my to-do list laughs right back at me

[#13]

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success!

[#14]

How does a project manager keep their cool? By keeping all the windows open.

[#15]

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory; All I did was take a day off.

[#16]

I told my boss I would start my presentation with a joke. So, I put my to-do list on the first slide.

[#17]

My boss asked me to tell a joke. I told her my salary. I don’t know why she’s angry.

[#18]

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

[#19]

What’s a stapler’s favorite hobby? Making connections.

[#20]

I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance.

[#21]

When in doubt, mumble.

[#22]

I don’t mind coming to work; it’s the 8-hour wait to go home that’s hard.

[#23]

Yeah, like a nightmar

[#24]

Ha!