Fun Daily Jokes

[#1]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[#2]

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

[#3]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted.

[#4]

Nice one! 

[#5]

What's the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.

[#6]

If you eat cookies quickly enough and with both hands, the fitness bracelet will think that you are running.

[#7]

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

[#8]

"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

[#9]

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

[#10]

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

[#11]

Funny!

[#12]

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

[#13]

It's an interesting one!

[#14]

"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

[#15]

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

[#16]

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

[#17]

Ha-Ha😂

[#18]

"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

[#19]

"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

[#20]

"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

[#21]

That's cool 😃

[#22]

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

[#23]

"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

[#24]

"What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

[#25]

"How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."

[#26]

"What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."