Fun Daily Jokes

[virtualbrix]

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

[nahidhasan771]

Haha, that's a good one. Maybe he needed a little extra "CTRL" in his work ethic 😉

[virtualbrix]

What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much? Dead Siri-ous.

[virtualbrix]

Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.

[nahidhasan771]

Haha, that's a good one! It must've been trying to dial up some vision.

[virtualbrix]

What kind of computer sings the best? A Dell.

[nahidhasan771]

Hahaha 

[ansarirabia]

What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

[nahidhasan771]

True :cloud_with_rain:️

[ainerasheed]

What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Act like a nut

[nahidhasan771]

That's clever play on words!

[virtualbrix]

Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.

[virtualbrix]

What was the spider doing on the computer?... He was making a web-site!

[bf97c28c]

That's funny. 😄

[virtualbrix]

What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.

[nahidhasan771]

That's good one

[virtualbrix]

What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!

[nahidhasan771]

Nice!

[virtualbrix]

What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!

[nahidhasan771]

Clever, enjoy crunch with It's code 😋🤣

[virtualbrix]

What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!

[nahidhasan771]

That’s hilarious 

[virtualbrix]

Why do they call it hyper text?... Too much JAVA.

[virtualbrix]

Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"?... They're pretty good, but they don't have a gig just yet.

[bf97c28c]

That's fun!

[virtualbrix]

What kind of books grow on trees?... Apple MacBooks.