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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Samer B Community Member

Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Rani J Community Member

Nice

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Rani J Community Member

How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet.

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Samer B Community Member

Ha!

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Dmytro D Community Member

That's funny😄

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Samer B Community Member

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Samer B Community Member

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

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Samer B Community Member

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

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Samer B Community Member

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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Samer B Community Member

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it’d be a foot.

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Dmytro D Community Member

Wonderful!😄

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Samer B Community Member

Why is the grass so dangerous? It’s full of blades.

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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

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Dmytro D Community Member

That's cool

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How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

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Mutiat A Community Member

Give him 2 test tickles 

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Samer B Community Member

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

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Samer B Community Member

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A-tractor.

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Dmytro D Community Member

Hahaha. 😅

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Mutiat A Community Member

Doing something amazing 

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Mutiat A Community Member

Showing love 

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Samer B Community Member

Why can’t you trust duck doctors? They’re all quacks.

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Dmytro D Community Member

What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves.

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Chaudhary Sabih Z Community Member

What goes up and down but doesn't move?  😊

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Mutiat A Community Member

Staircase am new here 

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Mutiat A Community Member

Staircase