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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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Why was the broom late to work? It over-swept.

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I saw someone at the bank checking their balance. So, I pushed them over.

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Why can’t you borrow money from elves? They’re always short.

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If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

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😀

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Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost its contacts.

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Great one

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What was the spider doing on the computer?... He was making a web-site!

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Hahaha, I like it😄

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What do you call an iPhone that sleeps too much?... Dead Siri-ous.

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What did the computer have during his break time?... He had a byte!

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That's fun

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What is the computer's favorite snack to eat?... Microchips!

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What shoes do computers love the most?... Re-boots!

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Ha that's clever 😃

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What is the biggest lie anyone can tell?... "I have read and agreed to all the terms and conditions.

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Nooo waaay. How it can be🤔

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What kind of computer sings the best?... A Dell.

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What made the Java developers wear glasses?... They can't C.

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Why do they call it hyper text?... Too much JAVA.

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That's cool

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How did Microsoft Office get so famous?... Due to good Word of mouth.

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Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed?... Because they’re always on Edge.

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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.

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Do they call it a router because it carves a path for your data?