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Fun Daily Jokes

This is going to be a thread where we can all put up fun daily jokes to keep our sense of humor going : )

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Ever tried to eat a clock? It's time-consuming.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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That's cool

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Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.

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Learn to spell… AutoCorrect isn’t always write.

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Why did the chicken cross the Web? To get to the other site.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.

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I named my hard drive ‘Work.’ That way, when it crashes, I can say, “Sorry, I can’t; my work crashed”

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Maybe the jobs at our office are so secure because no one wants them.

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Whenever I think my job is getting easier, my to-do list laughs right back at me

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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success!

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How does a project manager keep their cool? By keeping all the windows open.

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory; All I did was take a day off.

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I told my boss I would start my presentation with a joke. So, I put my to-do list on the first slide.

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My boss asked me to tell a joke. I told her my salary. I don’t know why she’s angry.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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What’s a stapler’s favorite hobby? Making connections.

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I don’t work well under pressure… or any other circumstance.

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When in doubt, mumble.

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I don’t mind coming to work; it’s the 8-hour wait to go home that’s hard.

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Yeah, like a nightmar

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Ha!