May 21, 2020 03:06:20 PM by Bill H
Last Christmas, I should have known. On our lawn were three camels, each ridden by a kinng, following a bright star. They were bearing gifts: gold, frankincense and toilet paper.
May 21, 2020 04:16:43 PM by Nichola L
Bill H wrote:Last Christmas, I should have known. On our lawn were three camels, each ridden by a kinng, following a bright star. They were bearing gifts: gold, frankincense and toilet paper.
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Grown-up gift and wasted on a baby!
May 22, 2020 03:42:31 PM by Jennifer M
I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.
May 23, 2020 02:55:03 PM by Nichola L
Jennifer M wrote:I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.
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Which reminds me of a particularly scatalogical rhyme about TP that has been in circulation since the beginning of time (a certain amount of editing, with names removed, in order not to offend anyone in particular):
In ages past, when paper not invented,
One wiped ones **** on a tuft of grass,
And went away contented.
Which of course, presupposes the availabilty of grass...
😛
May 24, 2020 08:16:47 AM by Richard W
Jennifer M wrote:I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.
In the UK, Bounty is a chocolate and coconut bar. If I ever visit the US I'll need to be careful not to get the two confused.