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I should have known

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Bill H Member Since: Aug 18, 2017
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Last Christmas, I should have known. On our lawn were three camels, each ridden by a kinng, following a bright star. They were bearing gifts: gold, frankincense and toilet paper.

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Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
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Bill H wrote:

Last Christmas, I should have known. On our lawn were three camels, each ridden by a kinng, following a bright star. They were bearing gifts: gold, frankincense and toilet paper.


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Grown-up gift and wasted on a baby! Smiley Wink

 

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Jennifer M Member Since: May 17, 2015
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I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.

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Nichola L Member Since: Mar 13, 2015
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Jennifer M wrote:

I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.


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Which reminds me of a particularly scatalogical rhyme about TP that has been in circulation since the beginning of  time (a certain amount of editing, with names removed, in order not to offend anyone in particular): 

 

In ages past, when paper not  invented, 

One  wiped ones **** on a tuft of grass, 

And went away contented. 

 

Which of course, presupposes the availabilty of grass...

 

Smiley Tongue

 

 

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Richard W Member Since: Jun 22, 2017
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Jennifer M wrote:

I wonder what's more valuable these days. Connects or toilet paper? I finally got the good paper towels last visit. Bounty is very high class paper towels and these disgusting low-class Scotts paper towels just will not do. First world problems up in here.


In the UK, Bounty is a chocolate and coconut bar. If I ever visit the US I'll need to be careful not to get the two confused. 

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