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Murder of English
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After English Exam
Father: How was the paper?
Son: It was easy but question 5 confused me.
Father: What was the question?
Son: Question 5 wanted the past tense of “Think”.
Son: I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing “Thinked”
Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don’t you know who I am?
Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good (walks away)
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
… Son: Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
…Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
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10 Facts About You:
1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.
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