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Lots of Laugh

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Laughter is the best medicine that can help to reduce the effects of stressful working conditions. Share your funny jokes with the community!  Smiley LOL

 

Murder of English

 

  1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
  2. Both of you stand together separately.
  3. Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.
  4. Will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.
  5. I have 2 daughters both are girls.
  6. Give me a blue pen of any color.
  7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.
  8. All of u stand in a straight circle.
  9. Open the Window – Let the AIRFORCE come in.

 

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Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Boy: My father’s name is “Laughing”

 

Boy: My mother’s name is “Smiling”

 

Girl: Are you kidding?

 

Boy: No, “Kidding” is my brother

 

Boy: I’m “Joking” !   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher: Fred, your ideas are like diamonds.

 

Fred: You mean they’re so valuable?

 

Teacher: No, I mean they’re so rare.   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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After English Exam

 

Father: How was the paper?

 

Son: It was easy but question 5 confused me.

 

Father: What was the question?

 

Son: Question 5 wanted the past tense of “Think”.

 

Son: I thought & thought & thought and end up with writing “Thinked”   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Boy: Our principal is so stupid.

 

Girl: Don’t you know who I am?

 

Boy: No.

 

Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter.

 

Boy: Do you know who I am?

 

Girl: No.

 

Boy: Good (walks away)   Smiley LOL

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Dianne M Member Since: Jul 25, 2013
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Natasha R Member Since: Aug 2, 2010
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Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No!

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.

… Son: Then okay.

 

Dad goes to Bill Gates.

 

…Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No!

Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then okay.

 

Dad goes to the President of the World Bank.

 

Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.

President: No!

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok.

 

This is BUSINESS   Smiley LOL

Community Guru
Suzanne N Member Since: Aug 15, 2012
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10 Facts About You:


1. You're reading this now.
2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
5. You're checking now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You're enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

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