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Dianne M Member Since: Jul 25, 2013
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Dianne M Member Since: Jul 25, 2013
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Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot.

 

Husband: Who is he?

 

Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boyfriend and I denied him for marriage.

 

Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!!   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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THE SIGN DOWN THE ROAD

 

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

 

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

 

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with you being late?

 

Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”    Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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An English professor wrote the words:

“A Woman without her man is nothing”

on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

 

All of the males in the class wrote:

“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

 

All the females in the class wrote:

“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

 

Punctuation is powerful   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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English is a funny language

 

An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together:-

 

  1. Cleary Misunderstood
  2. Act Naturally
  3. Exact Estimate
  4. Found Missing
  5. Small Crowd
  6. Fully Empty
  7. Pretty Ugly
  8. Seriously Funny
  9. Only Choice
  10. Original Copies                 

 

 And the mother of all……

 

11. Happily Married   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher: Can you see God?

Class: No

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Class: No

Teacher: Then there isn’t a God!

 

… … … … … *Student raises their hand*

 

Student: “Sir, can you see your brain?”

Teacher: No

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Teacher: No

Student:  oh okay, so you don’t have a brain!?   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said:

 

“At the end of this ruler is an idiot”

 

I got a detention after asking which end   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Wife: What is 10 years with me?

 

Husband: A second.

 

Wife: What is $1000 for me?

 

Husband: A coin.

 

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

 

Husband: Wait a second   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Wife: I hate that beggar.

 

Husband: Why?

 

Wife: Stupid Moron... I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book  "How to Cook!!!"   Smiley LOL

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