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Lots of Laugh

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Long time ago, people who sacrifice their sleep, family, food, laughter and other joys of life were called SAINTS.

 

But now, they are called IT Professionals   Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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                                               NOTICE

 

                              THIS DEPARTMENT REQUIRES

                           NO PHYSICAL FITNESS PROGRAM

 

EVERYONE GETS ENOUGH EXERCISE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS, FLYING OFF THE HANDLE, RUNNING DOWN THE BOSS, KNIFING FRIENDS IN THE BACK, DODGING RESPONSIBILITY, AND PUSHING THEIR LUCK.   Smiley LOL

 

 

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher to Student: Kid your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy from him?

 

Student: No teacher it is about the same dog.   Smiley LOL

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Natasha R Member Since: Aug 2, 2010
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Natasha R Member Since: Aug 2, 2010
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Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them, “We have reached”.

 

The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “thank you”. The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.

 

The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked “What’s that for?”

 

The 3rd guy replied: “CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!”…   Smiley LOL

Community Leader
Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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 Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I ".

 

Millie: "I is …"

 

Teacher: No, Millie, Always say, “I am.”

 

Millie. Okay, " I " am the ninth letter of the alphabet.   Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Smiley LOL

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