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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher: Why are you late?

 

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

 

Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?

 

Student: No, I was standing on it.   Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Teacher: Sam, can you tell me any 2 pronouns?

 

Sam: Who, Me?

 

Teacher: Good answer Sam.   Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Lady: Do you smoke?

Guy: Yes I do.

 

Lady: How many packs a day?

Guy: 3 packs.

 

Lady: How much does it cost?

Guy: $10.00 per pack.

 

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Guy: 15 years

 

Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

 

Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

 

Lady: Do you know if you hadn’t smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?

 

Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?

Lady: No.

 

Guy: Then where’s your Ferrari?   Smiley LOL

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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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Smiley LOL

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Natasha R Member Since: Aug 2, 2010
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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."   Smiley LOL

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Manish A Member Since: Nov 4, 2014
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On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy.

 

Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?

 

James Bond: “My Name Is Bond’ Continuing In His Inimitable Style.. James Bond.

 

Then Bond Asks: “And You?

 

Telugu Guy: “My Name Is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

 

Since Then When Anyone Asks Bond His Name He Simply Says James Bond

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Dianne M Member Since: Jul 25, 2013
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Manoj Kumar P Member Since: Nov 12, 2014
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 Smiley LOL

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Natasha R Member Since: Aug 2, 2010
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