Wanna be my wife? I need to buy one or something. I just need some chick to come in and cook and clean for me. Make phone calls. Do stuff that wives do so I can internets and play games. I'll give her money to grocery shop cuz I hate that too.
I envy those dudes with wives who do everything for them and they give them a few bucks to go shopping so they go away on the weekends.
Just no nagging. No nagging wives.
Grocery shopping is one of my favourite things. I could spend hours admiring all of the different delicous treats, imagining all the amazing flavour combinations and buying the most wonderful succulent meats, the most refreshing and intoxicating beverages. Mmm.
I'm an exceptional cook. Even tried to cook my thumb in boiling hot oil last month...
Turned out to be more painful than anything I have experienced in my life, but just look at the exceptional crackling!
I envy those dudes too, Jennifer! I wonder how do they pull it off?
I'm such a sucker. I end up doing all the cleaning, cooking, manging bills, etc... just because I'm at home all day. I make twice as much money when I'm single because I only have to cook and clean for myself. Strong, independent women are my weakness.
You want to be my wife, Daniel? We can entertain ourselves. Upwork forum would probably be pretty happy about that.
I always found it pretty LOL that hiring managers thought I'd be more available than my married counterparts. I used to tell them "umm, I got no one to do anything for me, so I have less time actually."
"You want to be my wife, Daniel? We can entertain ourselves. Upwork forum would probably be pretty happy about that. "
Sure! You bring home the bacon and I cook it?
Without you, Upwork wouldn't be as entertaining!