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florydev
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Petra's FCOD!

It's always a good day when Petra brings out the Flowchart of Doom

 

https://community.upwork.com/t5/Freelancers/No-Payment-received/m-p/646058

 

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Yes, many of us have learned a lot from that diagram. I always have it handy at my desktop. 🙂 Thanks, Petra!

LOL, thanks guys, it has saved me lots of time over the 2 years since I made it 🙂

 

florydev
Community Member

Can you make one entitled why no free connects?
petra_r
Community Member


Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?

I actually did think about that.

lysis10
Community Member

lol "Flowchart of Doom." I like it.

florydev
Community Member


Jennifer M wrote:

lol "Flowchart of Doom." I like it.


Or Flowchart of Destiny works too...

 

I kind of want it turned into a child's game...Do you have a contract?  No, go back three spaces and lose your turn.

lysis10
Community Member


Mark F wrote:

Jennifer M wrote:

lol "Flowchart of Doom." I like it.


Or Flowchart of Destiny works too...

 

I kind of want it turned into a child's game...Do you have a contract?  No, go back three spaces and lose your turn.


Yes! Lets turn the forum into Shoots and Ladders. Candyland works too.


Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?

flowchart.jpgHere you go, Mark. That'll be $150 please (I realise that we didn't have a contract and I didn't track my time, but I assume that you'll pay me anyway).

That is funny on so many levels.

 

But I am sorry I changed my mind and want a boardgame now.

Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.


Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.

Darn, you Prestoned him before Preston could even wake up!


Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.

But will it effect my JSS?


Mark F wrote:

Christine A wrote:
Mark, you're a bad client. And a bad person.

But will it effect my JSS?


Until you make things right with the larger community, EVERYTHING will affect your JSS. Not recycling your trash will affect your JSS. Not taking your dog for a walk will affect your JSS. EVERYTHING WILL!

I will, one day, create a flowchart outlining the difference between the verbs "effect" and "affect"

a_lipsey
Community Member


Petra R wrote:

I will, one day, create a flowchart outlining the difference between the verbs "effect" and "affect"


Can you also do insure and ensure? 


Christine A wrote:

Mark F wrote:
Can you make one entitled why no free connects?

flowchart.jpgHere you go, Mark. That'll be $150 please (I realise that we didn't have a contract and I didn't track my time, but I assume that you'll pay me anyway).


What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.

florydev
Community Member


Jennifer M wrote:


What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.


I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...


Mark F wrote:

Jennifer M wrote:


What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.


I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...


You didn't pay for the first one, so what does it matter? 


Amanda L wrote:

Mark F wrote:

Jennifer M wrote:


What you could do is have him pay you $8000 using upwork for the protection and panic when you can't get to the money before the chargeback and no one will everrrrrr see what's going on there.


I might need another flowchart for that but I am not sure I can afford it...


You didn't pay for the first one, so what does it matter? 


Oh, he'll pay. I'll see you in arbitration, Mark! 

Sorry, after consulting P’s FCOD I’m afraid you failed to secure a contract, that will cost you 6 connects and you have immediately move your game piece to “Write a post of outrage on the community” unless you have a “Get advice from a so called Guru” card.

However if you want to discuss it further we could setup a Google Hangout.
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