11 of 29
Someone in the US is asking for a sign installer - you know building signage, and there is one applicant from Bangladesh who has applied!!! Do we assume they offer the airfare too to this individual!!! :-)
13 of 29
I just bought a whole case (24 boxes) of Trashcan Trolls (from the 90s) off of ebay. What the hell am I going to go with 24 boxes of Trashcan Trolls? I'm slipping man.
14 of 29
Location: Ancient Greece "To apply for this job you MUST be a king. All applicants who are not kings will be immediately rejected and forced to eat Bovril for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 13 years. Your task will be to push a giant boulder up an incredibly steep hill. Before you get to the top the boulder will roll back down the hill and you will have to repeat the task again. For eternity. Budget: A copy of the album: No Jacket Required by Phil Collins (on compact disc*) *Disc is scratched and only the thing that plays is the first verse Sussudio
15 of 29
Hello, I am a professional boulder pusher with over 20 centuries of experience. I am well established in our idustry and I can provide references from Sisyphus, Thanatos and Zeus (on demand only) and arrange a skype call with Persephone (Skype ID : persephone.underworld). I have worked in 3 countries in this world and beyond (Ancient Greece, Troy and Mount Olympus). Although I do not meet the king requirement, I am sure I can deliver an outstanding job nonetheless, meeting and exceeding your expectations. Looking forward to working with you. Yours sincerely, Yassine
19 of 29
I quite liked how specific this one is... We're looking for a very creative ghostwriter to write a trio of 6,500-word erotic short stories about gay werewolves. Obviously an untapped market the 'gay werewolf' genre. I may apply and suggest a series of stories about transvestite unicorns too.