Here are the 10 commandments that shalt be etched in stone:
Trust me. I have at least broken a few of those.
bwahahahaah! That was great. I bet I could come up with a few more...
11) (A client asks if you know your subject well & how quick you are... NEVER respond with
Well, BubbaLou here is quicker than a rabbit in heat, y'all hear? As fer knowin' my sh-t, I'm slicker than snail snot on doorknob iffn anyone needs that thar techNEEKal writin.
12) Just wear Depends to interviews - IYKWIM!